brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arctic-hands:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

recursivelyassembling:

higglety:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tallgreenlady:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

This is apparently the discourse in question?

oh. my. god.

this just in: short people can’t date

#actully on second thought im glad this hellsite is dying #pull the plug tumblr#do it #put us all out of our misery #set us free

fucking cosigned

“Any relationship with a short person is problematic because of a power imbalance”

I guess I’d better tell my girlfriend she’s Problematic for loving me

Also oh my god

Reading the above post made me Genuinely Envy The Dead

Because they never had to live to read how Steven Universe ships are “Problematic” because Something Something Bullshit or that short people shouldn’t date the tall because That’s Abuse Apparently

Forever shortie squad, forever alone

Me: Babe for loving me, a Known Short Person, u gotta go to jail now

My Girlfriend: this is something from that fuckin website isn’t it

Me: :D

My Girlfriend: I’ll take that as a yes

TIL Little people can only date other little people.

dankmemeuniversity: